Not wearing socks #YOLO Forever alone #SOLO Marco #POLO Condom broke #OHNO Forever trollin’ #TROLLOL You like men? #HOMO Bitches be crazy #FOSHO Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO Got no house #HOBO Toy on a string #YOYO Villain in power puff girls #MOJOJOJO Dont get caught by the #POPO It’s not funny to get hit in the #ELBO Can I touch ya boob? #NONO Tasty frozen treat #FROYO
catskid100: Hey this eye looks pretty good now let try drawing the oth- goddammit.
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shuraiya: oncie-da-vinci: isolationink: theroachsalad: myantiquehabibi: jambandit: redspecs: buffdaddyjohn: fivetail: youareahomosexual: In 30 years I will be the star WHAT THE FUKC i will become the capital of a province in Spain I will be a gun. Nay Many guns. I will be hot I will be a 1920s jazz band (that’s my uncle on the far left in the pinstipes...
You are really cool people and one of my closest friends. I wish we got to hangout/talk more, but life….. You have an infectious charm and influence everyone around you, mostly for the better, but I believe one of you goals is to ruin the English language. I really enjoy when we have our long talks on road trips. You are a sleepy mofo. all the <3
You are a sweet and caring person. I’ve only hung out with you a little but you left a great impression. I look forward to getting to know you better.
You are weird, there is no doubt about that. But you are also funny and great to hang out with. I enjoy your love of puns and cute dogs. You are an echhi moecon old man, but that is part of what makes you great.
Mmmm Pi Geoducks stuffed with oreos and deepfried…. I think that describes our relationship pretty well. You are a terrible person, but I love you for it. Somehow we always manage to come up with the most ridiculous things. You are a great friend and if you had enough motivation a dark a terrible overlord. Lucky for the world your spirit animals are sloths and bulldogs.
I consider you one of my closest friends. You are constantly striving for a high level of excellence and very often achieving it. You can be too hard on your self the times you fall even a little short. All of your friends still love you and think everything you do is great(we’d tell you if it wasn’t). You can be stubborn about certain things, but I think a lot of that comes from...
You don’t always stand out, but when you do you shine. Your bubbly personality around friends is contagious and makes people smile.
My first impression was pretty positive considering your hands ended up in my pants (Clarification:Help with costume malfunction). You continued to impress me with you kind and caring demeanor with friends and strangers(or friends you haven’t met yet). Something I greatly admire about you is; when the rest of the world seems to swept up in hullabaloo, you manage to stay calm, find the facts,...
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amaradonis: snowchildhero: my-life-is-strange: I tried doing this sometime last week but never got anything. Let’s give it another go? I did this a long time ago and had a LOT of fun with it! Please feel free to send me numbers! i am going to hop into the shower, and when i come back i expect LOTS of numbers for me to write about! V: I’m not particularly good at this sort of...
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